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Will

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  1. Honestly, at this point I feel awkward evening flaming these kids. They both hit rock bottom this Sunday as Vengeance and Rage both struggled to pull again, each having pulls down from last weekend. We logged into Rage first of all in singles and bullied them until they teled out. The next time a mini 10-15 minute cluster took off into boneyard as we rushed Rage again and then Vengeance came in shortly after. In about 10 minutes they were forced to regroup in singles. However, the highlight of the day (or lowlight if you are a Veng member) was when Vengeance was forced to have a clean 1v1 vs us in the trees outside of corp cave. With no Rev/AF/Rage around to save them they got absolutely slaughtered. It was honestly one of the worst performances I've ever seen in all my time. After about 20 minutes of Vengeance suiciding to us, Rage followed by RoT came. We took our fall in and celebrated another Sunday of baiting these pussies out. See ya soon m8s
  2. Grats guys. Looks like y’all made bank too
  3. After last week we decided that we would let Avalon enjoy their *win* over us when we were messing around on our mains. We thought it might give them some motivation to actually start fighting us earlier than 11:00 est. We pked earlier today with no prep and did not spot them out - So we figured we would bring the fight to them and pk in their active timezone. Massed up 35 in a 15 minute span to go hunting and their warlord even agreed to a fight. We even turned our privates on, pked in their public cc, later even pking in our own public cc. But we were let down once again tonight as they declined to fight in their own timezone. Fought Misfit, KOP and gwassed + smoked both of them. Ty all my ninjas coming out and owning - good shit.
  4. Once every blue moon, our rival clans get the balls to try and fight us. Lucky for us, today was that day. We started it off by raw dicking Rage, which in turn baited Vengeance out just like we planned. This Sunday Rage had less than 50 members in Teamspeak (down from their 65 man pull last Sunday). After about 20-30 mins Vengeance flew in alongside Rev. Not long after that AF and DF showed up and the cluster really took off. Despite having way more than us, we farmed these kids from the second the teled up. Anytime Vengeance isolated themselves from their two daddies they were instantly cleared. I can honestly say this is one of the worst performances I've ever seen from them. Once AF decided to tele out, the whole alliance dipped and we took our fall in. Same time next week?
  5. DID U KNOW THAT A LONG TIME AGO THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG HOT WING HE WAS A VERY NICE HOT WING EXCEPT HE WANTED TO HE TOMATO'S NOT JUST NORMAL TAMATO'S BUT TOMATO'S FROM A CLOWNS NOSE. HE HAD TO HAVE THE CLOWNS NOSE'S FOR EVERY MEAL BUT THEY HAD TO BE USED. THIS HOT WING ENDED UP AS A MODEL IN THE 1780'S. HE TURNED OUT NICE AND RED WITH HOT SAUCE. ONE DAY AT A MODELING SHOW A GUY DECIDED TO GO UP ON STAGE AND TAKE A BIG JUICY BITE OUT OF THE HOT WING. THE HOT WING CRIED AND CRIED FOR A MILLION YEARS BECAUSE HE COULD NO LONGER BE A MODEL. AFTER HE CRIED FOREVER HE WAS VERY MOLDY SO HE STARTED TO CRY AGAIN. AFTER THAT THE LITTLE MOLDY PARTS CAME OF OF HIM AND BECAME SERGEANTS THEY STICTICHED UP THE HOTWINGS WHOLE. BY NOW THE YOUNG HOT WING IS A VERY OLD BUT HE STILL COMPLETED HIS MODELING CAREER. AFTER THE SERGEANT'S FIXED UP THE HOT WING THEY GOT A HOTDOG AND ATE IT.
  6. Good shit man
  7. At 3:00 EST we massed up 30 ninjas to go out in the hopes our rivals would come out and compete. We went deep and filled our pockets at a cluster before hitting caves. We swept caves running into some random teams here and there. We then tele'd up GDZ and in only a few minutes a handful of Vengeance hopped into our world. Not a single one of them got away and we killed each of them before going back to caves. After sweeping for a while we got word our two rivals clans decided to stop pking and went to do their CWA inners. We stopped by to go say hi before going back out on our trip. Towards the end RoT approached us for a matched ops multi spells wildy fight. The fight was squeaky clean with both clans performing extremely well. Interesting that no mains, ragger or crashers showed up. Maybe our competition should learn from us the definition of clean action! Stay shit anti-EZ, you can't hide in CWA forever lmfao.
  8. bro these niggas got farmed lmfao
  9. literally the worst performance i've ever seen from veng lmfao
  10. yes
  11. This fine Sunday we massed up to muzzle our mutts over at Rage. Despite a week of talking big in sharkbrew discord, these fucking dogs were all bark and no bite despite having help from Vengeance and Revenant. We chased them all over the wild and embarrassed them time after time. Took Vengeance for an AGS midway through and after the hour mark Rage threw in the towel on their Sunday trip. See you fucking faggots next weekend. @Veng barcode name change won't save you btw l0l
  12. what in the fuck did I just read
  13. your ts was so awkward today LMFAO
  14. veng + rev can't save you l00000000000000000000000l
  15. bro anti-ez didn't do shit in 6 hours lmfao